I keep secrets because I was taught to.
I really need to kill my ego, but that guy just seems to constantly be around people every time I try kill him.
Tried stabbing him, tried poisoning him, tried sedating him, tried beating him up.
The problem lies in the fact that most people have come to really like him, so when I try killing him other people come to his rescue. (please stop helping him) I really don't like him and I have had enough of him.
He thinks just like me, speaks just like me, even looks just like me.
I hate him. I want to kill him.
Next time you see him, please kill him for me and send me a picture making sure he is really dead.
I hope you manage to kill yours too. They can become quite problematic if you leave them for too long.
Anyway, thanks for listening again.
P.S good luck and don't forget to send that picture once you've done it.